Greetings from the Land of Wheels!

It is late at night and I had an epiphany. "An epiphany for Tiffany" as Becca so nicely put it. And what, might this epiphany be, you ask? Well, tonight, I realized that, for the longest time, I've been doing ALL I COULD to make a tricycle run smoothly, but, in reality, I was never more than a unicycle pedaling alongside a bicycle. And, as we all know, a unicycle really can't keep up with a bicycle for many structural and design purposes. ... If you didn't know, now you do.

Perhaps, had the bicycle simply told the unicycle the truth; that the bicycle was a bicycle and could NEVER become a tricycle just because a unicycle was pedaling alongside, desperately to keep up, then the unicycle could have realized the truth, been hurt at first, and then stopped wasting its time on what couldn't be and focus on what could be. 

But, ah, at long last, THIS unicycle has realized the truth after five years of being lied to and, "I don't want to tell her to not hurt her feelings". The truth has cleared up my five years of groggy confusion and clicked everything into place. A moment of silence please to mourn the loss of my wasted time and energy, long gone. ... I, now, look forward to an open road of wild game as (TADA) The Lone Unicycle. (Please imagine it said in a deep voice, like Josh Turner's singing voice. SWOON!) ... "Don't be afraid... just don't lie to me."

Moral of my epiphany: ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH. 

Explanation: Though it may hurt at first when the truth is told, the tumultuous level of pain one [ongoing] lie will cause when revealed in the future (i.e. five years later) is infinitely greater and more devastating to any unicycles if a bicycle is involved. So, even if you're unsure, JUST SAY SO. Don't lie and say "No"... if it's there, ADMIT IT so we can all move on. It's called being a friend/brother/sister; honest and human. Yes, the combination is possible though rarely seen. 

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